Come On In!!!
This is the site you've been looking your whole life boys and girls, bandits and wage-earners, bumble-bees and flower waterers.
Here we will reveal first-hand how to become a funny dancing queen or king. To rule the dance-floor, have the crowd in hysterics and choking on their drinks.
These are the abilities that you will soon have as you master the different skills necessary to become a funny dance hero. You will rule the roost from this day forward.
Remember that patience is a virtue however. Crapness takes time to develop, no matter how crap you are to begin with it takes time and skill to further develop that crapness into that next level and the holy land that is funny dance.
To distinguish we don't want solitary people to point at you. We want crowds pointing at you, in hysterics with their mouths to the sky, their drinks spilling onto the floor where they stand and to make you the biggest overnight sensation since Rebecca Loos.
There is hope for you. You must make it happen by following these instructionals carefully and maintaining your practise regime.
We're In This Together
I want you to know that I love you. You are obviously special because you have found this website. You are in the elite 0.005% of people now.
I will never leave your side by keeping this website up for as many years as is required to create a funny dance revolution.
I have taken the time to break down what is necessary to become a funny dancer in explicit detail, and no stone ugly enough has been unturned.
Now you must honour my commitment by bringing me many funny dances to remember. Send me your videos of some of your greatest funny dance moments. If it's great enough you will be featured on this site.
The road is crowded. Many people want to be your neighbourhood's official funny dancer. You must want it bad enough to make it come true. So with that being said let's begin our journey of bliss together.