Very Important Funny Dance Technique!!!
Now that you have become a master at losing it and uncontrol you must learn this next technique. It is even more important than the previous technique.
My name is VIP. That is Very Important Person to you. And this is a VIP technique.
The next technique I'm about to reveal to you is called 'Giving A Shit.'
How Do You Do This?
In order to give a shit you must give a shit. If there is any anger or guilt inside of you stopping you from achieving your funny dance dream you must shit it out now.
And you can do it safely because there will be no lions looking in the toilet. They are still out on the savannah hoping to find a deer more unitiated than you.
The thing about giving a shit is that it is already inside of you - if you have already read the one page and come this far then you have shit giving capabilities.
When that lion was chasing you up a tree you gave shit. Your life DEPENDED ON IT.
Well guess what? Your life depends on funny dance as well. Want your kids to go to college? Want to own your own Mercedes one day? You will need to give a shit. You will need to get a promotion. And that will depend on your funny dancing skills.
Of course they have not taught you how to do this at school. The only time when your teacher's life depended on it was when you were in third grade and the kids were having a revolt using chalk and crayons as missiles to attack them with.
And there are no songs written or epic movies like Memento about giving a shit. So it is a spiritual discovery. You must uncover the treasure yourself.
And when you find it, it will be covered in shit.
Crap orientated dancers have failed before you due to their lack of commitment. They did not put the practice wheels on the practice wagon.